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princessdickhead:

Hearing “good girl” and boy moans whilst giving a blowjob is the hottest thing ever.

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

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deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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